ur mum

when ur british friend tries to roast you

when u insult your british friend they will most likely say this to you they will say "I know ur mum is tho."

ur scared

what you say when you want to 1v1 with someone but they rejects you

man: bro fight me noob i gon' rekt u
man 2: no
man: i bet ur scared get better

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Ur Mum

The thing that a retard says after u say something like “What did you do today?” Then he answers “Ur Mum”

“What’s ur hobby?”

“Ur Mum”

*Slaps him*

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ur mom

defenition 1: ur grandmas daughter, ur dads wife, ur aunts sister, ur cousins aunt, ur uncles sister, ur daughters grandma, ur grandpas daughter, ur sisters/brothers dads wife, UR MOM

defenition 2: a comeback that can replace any noun in a sentence
(also can be used with in bed)

1: is that ur mom? (aka any of the above)

2: ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
(add in bed at the bed of any sentence and it makes sense)
ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
..in bed
COMEBACK: really? usually she gets the party started!

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ur sister

just like saying ur mom except for a sister as indicated in title

boy 1:u kno who i screwed last night?
boy 2:UR SISTER!!
boy 1:hey, that was mean :(

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Ur Mom

A hoe

I love Ur Mom

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ur sick

when someone says something ridiculous or idiotic

douche: Hey lemme borrow 20.

You: Ur Sick!!

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