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a day when ugly people feel even more ugly and want to commit suicide.
See also LOVExx
ugly girl: hi, u wanna be my valentine?
guy: foook you, you're a fuckin munter!
*slits wrists*
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A person who was born in November as the result of their parents having had a romantic Valentine's Day.
My birthday is in November. I'm a Valentine's Daby.
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1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.
2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.
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The sex you receive on Valentines Day
Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...
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The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
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Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.
Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
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Tom Waits' fifth studio album, from 1978, Blue Valentine is an amazing work of art. This album was really the turning point between classic Waits, and the more avant-garde Waits. His voice became much more gravelly in his hiatus, and he added more low-lifes and hard-lucks to the songs. One of the best songs he has ever recorded is here, Romeo Is Bleeding, along with $29.00, and Blue Valentines.
An excerpt from Blue Valentine's-
A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun
I'd rather die before I wake
Like Marilyn Monroe
And throw my dreams out in
The street and the
Rain will make em grow
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