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An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.
"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."
Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.
Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable
a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything
"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"
A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.
I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.
A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.
"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"
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To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.
I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable