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February 4th is National Let Your Sister Play Video Games Day. Hand over the controller.
"It's February 4th you have to let me play!"
"So?"
"It's National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day!"
Video game cheaters Fucking bitches who deserve to be tortured, sentenced to death and tortured again in hell. Fuck them. They really dont deserve to live. Noone loves them because they are fucking losers who suck at life. I really just want to stab them multiple times in the body then slice them up. Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!!
Video game cheaters: talks
Everyone: Fuck you! Noone likes you! You cuck dont deserve to live Fuck hackers! Fuck them! They dont deserve to be here on Earth! Fuck their assholes!!! FUCK BITCHED HACKERS FUCK HACKERS AND THEIR STUPID ASSED FACE. FUCK SHIT NIGGA!!!!!! FUCK SHITTT BITVHHHHHHXHMXuiaoekejejwwooq9101iwiwsdkdkckf,2ujze2nzy
Someone who enjoys watch someone else play their favorite games.
"Dude did you the new playthrough of Eldin Ring?"
"Dude that just makes you a video game cuck."
When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.
I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.
A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
The First Scentence Of The 13th Worst Song Of All Time
Ronnie Radke: MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Ronnies Therapist: You Need Help
The rate of time that passes when playing video games, which is much faster. 10 minutes in Video game time tends to be an hour in real time, although it depends on the game.
Example one
Mum "Timmy where the hell you been all day?"
Timmy"What do you mean? I've only been gaming for an hour."
Mum"Timmy, it's 4pm!"
Timmy" Ah crap I thought it was 10! I guess it was only an hour in video game time."
Example two
Mum "Larry dinners gonna be ready in 10 minutes!"
*A minute of video game time passes*
Mum "Larry come on dinners ready!"
Larry "But it's only been a minute? Ah video game time."