vote 4 pedro

If you vote 4 Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.

He's got a sweet bike, he's good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a mustache.

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voting your conscience

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.

Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?

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I voted for kodos

A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" - Homer Simpson

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vote this down!

do not let this pass!

please, folks! do not vote for this entry! Vote this down!

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vote with your feet

To express dissatisfaction by quitting or leaving. Usually used in the context of a job.

Boss: "As you know, it's been a tough year. We've lost $4 billion. So your bonus this year is going to be...um...negative $100,000. So if you would be so kind as to go ahead and return the full amount of every paycheck you've received this year, that would be greeeeaaat, m'kay?"
Subprime mortgage trader: "What? That's not fair! It's not my fault! You're the one who decided to buy all those Ninja loans, CDOs, and Bear Stearns shares!"
Boss: "Too bad, chief. If you don't like it, vote with your feet."

Paul McCartney: "Bloody hell, woman - what's taking so long? Get me that sammich now!"
Heather Mills: "You can't treat me like this! I'm your wife, not your slave!"
Paul McCartney: "I'm Paul McCartney, bitch! If you've got a problem, vote with your feet! Oops, I mean vote with your FOOT...hahahahahahaha! "

(NOTE: for those who don't know, Heather Mills had her left leg amputated)

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legal vote

adjective :

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader Trump!

2. A vote submitted by a person keeping America great

Count only the "legal votes"

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I VOTE COMMUNISM

IF YOU DO NOT SAY THIS 12 TIMES A DAY PAPA STALIN WILL SEND YOU TO GULAG!

Person: I VOTE COMMUNISM!
Papa Stalin: dà comraide