Tail wagging the dog

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.

When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.

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Oh wag

you say it in response when something is funny/repulsive

Person 1: "Did you just hear who had sex last night... it was Barb and John"
Person 2: "Oh wag"

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wagging her tail

girl/woman masturbating.

Last night when i got home, LIsa was laying on the couch wagging her tail.

Wag Dem Bones

When a man ejaculates onto two asses (preferably female) that push up against each other forming a bone shape.

Hey, Steve is talking to those two girls, maybe he'll wag dem bones tonight!

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wagging the brown tail

The need to defecate, make a doody, make a number two,to poop

Having finished my meal, I turned to my friends and said, I really must be wagging the brown tail.After a meal of that scope I had to wag the brown tail, almost immediately.Ron ran to the bathroom clutching his buttocks-shreiking "I need to wag the brown tail!!!"

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Andy (tail wags)

Andy (tail wags) is what Andy the dog does daily because he is a dog

Andy (tail wags) “woof woof”

Chin Wag

When a lady bequeaths her ass on your face. In doing so gets a little shit on your chin

The trusty pub whore offered to sit on Edgars face. When he got back we saw he had a good ole chin wag

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