An asian import passenger mover usually a toyota wish or isis that can comfortably fit 6 Samoans giving it the nickname "Samoan side loader" or "Tongan Taxi" due to it's rear sliding door
This poli wagon is holding up traffic going 60 in a 100 zone cmmon man
Any large four door car/van that can hold 5 or more grown adults, Often used for transportation and a mobile place to sleep and/or have sex
Person 1:”Did you see that van roll by with like nine people in it?”
Person 2:”That my friend is a pimp wagon
Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.
Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.
Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.
Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!
"I'd smoke that skin wagon".
"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".
"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"