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the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
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The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:
1. The girl falls asleep
2. The boys masturbates
3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened
"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."
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Wake and Bake is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to caffeine.
I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.
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Small town on the outskirts of Raleigh ran by pot smoking dropouts who have been to jail at least twice. aka Wack Forest. This town is full of drama and girls who can't keep their legs closed. The biggest stress of this town is making sure you have the best pot. Hometown of the rapper Roc Star
Wake Forest Potheads
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When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.
Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?
Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.
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brutal ass nigger: hey, bitch. have you heard of waking the cadaver?
Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.
brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?
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When you are driving a boat and drive very close to another boat (usually stationary) at high speed, causing a huge wake to reach them.
While pulling a skiier the other day, I accidently wake-fucked a nearby boat and a wakeboarder. They didn't look happy.
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