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Do you keep your cash in your wallet, or your JUICE wallet?
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noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.
Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.
The extra skin that hangs of a ballsack
While shaving his dick, he nicked his ball wallet.
A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?
It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.
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When she got out of the car wearing a short skirt and no panties I caught a glimpse of her banana wallet
A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."