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a person who constantly is putting forth the image of being a genius or an intelligent person (usually by mimicking tv or movie characters), when in actuality, he or she is mediocre at best.
Someone who superficially seems bright, but once they open their mouths, make a complete and total ass out of themselves.
"Man, what's with Russ' new thick rimmed glasses? He has perfect eyesight"
"Yeah, he's a complete wannabe genius. Total phony."
A wanna be hoe is the worst type of hoe there is. A wanna be hoe portrays herself as a sex demon , is besties with all the local strippers, is getting naked at the bar, but when it comes to actually participating in “hoe activity” she isn’t about that life.
Oh you’re just a wannabe hoe
An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of engaging in intercourse. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question is usually not from the midwest, did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", or in major metropolitan areas, hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Identified by; large, shiny belt buckle, excruciatingly tight "Wrangler" jeans, cowboy boots, plaid or sewn-design long-sleeve shirt (tucked into above mentioned jeans), and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" Tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Will be easily reconizable in a group (esp. while dancing) due to first two inches of the fingers being trapped in the pockets of the jeans (theoretically due to their extreme constriction). Dancing will resemble a man playing pocket-pool while being Tasered.
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that cowboy wannabe, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding on."
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the black guys at school who think that just because they're black means that they're gangstas. annoy everyone, either black or white. usually listen to tupac and wear chains. go on about their "Crew" and who they shagged last night.
What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
Guy 1.Hey man whats up? Just went down to Gizzies, grabbed some munchies and got cheesered out of me tits on skunk...
Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!
Guy 1.How?
Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.
Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?
Guy 2.(walks away)
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A girl who cares little for relationships beyond sexual, but for some reason (possibly ironically because she acts like a slag) struggles to get laid. She either acts or dresses like a whore but is unable to entice gentlemen to go beyond first base.
Damn...that girl Susan is such a Slag....but she's totally struggling to get laid....Shes a WANNABE SLAG!!!!
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one whom believes that black eyeliner and Marilyn Manson CDs are central to being "goth"
"Ewww, she's got so much eyeliner on... what a wannabe goth!"
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What Americans are good at doing.
Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.
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