Waste of a face

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.

Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.

asian wasted

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

Hipster wasted

Getting blackout drunk off craft beer.

The loft party I ended up at had Bourbon County so I had no choice but to get Hipster wasted.

waste of breath

A waste of space or life.

Stacey's so stupid, she's such a waste of breath!

Star Wasted

The act of binge watching all six Star Wars movies in an effort to catch up on the franchise so the new film Star Wars: The Force Awakens makes sense.

"Dude are you taking Jessica to see The Force Awakens?"
"Chaaaaa dude, of course."
"Braaaahhhh, she doesn't even know anything about Star Wars!"
" It's cool man, I got her star wasted last night. ;)"
"Right on dude."
*chest bumps*

Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

titty wasted

It's the feeling you get from lookin at so much titty for too long without bein able to touch em.
I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!