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Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009


Waste of a face

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.

Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.

by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010


Hipster wasted

Getting blackout drunk off craft beer.

The loft party I ended up at had Bourbon County so I had no choice but to get Hipster wasted.

by EZ4me January 29, 2016


asian wasted

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

by GenBean March 17, 2016


waste of breath

A waste of space or life.

Stacey's so stupid, she's such a waste of breath!

by Lolita11 March 28, 2016


cunt waste

n. - A human being completely devoid of social worth. One who is deserving of loathing and scorn.

"My ex is a total piece of cunt waste. That bitch just sits around leaching off of everyone, and criticizing them for how they live their lives, even though she has never lifted a finger in her life."

by r4d10s1l3nc3 March 8, 2012


Wasted-anxiety

The direct translation from the Norwegian word fylleangst. It is the horrible mix of feelings you get after a really drunk (typical Norwegian) night out and you might or might not remember what you have done. If you remember, the feelings are there because you were so stupid. And if you don't remember it is usually even worse because you have no idea of what has been done or said and the only clues you have are for example pictures found on your (or others') cameras/phones or items found in jacket/purse/on the floor. Or in your bed. The feelings may vary between extreme embarrasment, regret and pure anxiety (especially if the memory is blank). Doubts about whether friendships are still friendships may also arise - and also doubts regarding your own dignity and selfworth.

Waking up after a really wet night, realizing that you are wearing someone elses underwear and you cannot find yours neither remember how you got that pair on. The first feeling apart from the nausea from the hangover is the wasted-anxiety that makes you want to just stay in bed for a week. Apart from the fact that it's not your bed and you just want to get the hell out of there, which increases the wasted-anxiety to maximum level.

by inapina December 14, 2011