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A reference to the custom in small Japanese fishing villages to discipline an unfaithful wife by having all the fishermen ejaculate into a ripe watermelon and subsequently the chatting wife had to eat it. However, some women liked it and purposely sought this discipline so it is now used as an invitation to engage in this fetish.
That girl just received a watermelon in her DM's... You know what that means! Japanese Watermelon is crazy!
Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.
I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him
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Danger! It's a bomb!
The watermelon in china can be explosive.
Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...
When she holds out for her own enjoyment.
Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"
The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.
"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"
Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down
That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.
That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom