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weed

a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.

Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"

by asswipe chris March 4, 2011

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weed

The buds of marijuan(weed)(reefaZ)(street weed)

Frontin'? Nigga twist up a fat cone and/or coner.

by cones December 4, 2002

31๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weed

People say a dog is man's best friend, i say weed is, weed is awsome!!!

hey man, wanna come over and smoke some weed before the track meet, would be fun to run the 100 stoned :p

by Joel ..................... June 7, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weed

One of the best things this world has ever given to us, besides shrooms, it comes from a plant that grows just about anywhere. Usually, its rolled up and smoked in a joint or a blunt, you can also smoke out of a pipe, bong, hookahs, or vaporizers.
You can also use household items to make things to smoke from such as a gravity bong, which you make out of a bowl of water, a pop bottle and some foil, or you can smoke it out of a can.

Smoke
Dro
Ganja
Purple
Herb
Grass
Mary Jane
Weeds
Dope
Dank
Chronic
Bud
Trees

by Sunshine. November 4, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weed

A plant. Period.

Good golly gosh!! That was weed Jimmy!
Oh you mean Marijauna? My daddy told me to stay away from that stuff.

by Thompsonite August 25, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

you smoke it
it gets you high
you usually love it

dont smoke weed if your friends dont
you will lose them as your friends
...which is why i quit.

by aguynamedandy February 5, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed

the sticky icky ooowweeee, for weed smokers click kristle

iim so high i just had a session of weed smoking

by :D February 12, 2003

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