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Morb Weight

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022


weight lazy

A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging

I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2017


weight anxiety

weight anxiety is the over stress of wanting to loose wight; people with this will always be looking for a way to loose weight even if unhealthy

She has weight anxiety because she's on her 6th diet in 4 months.

He has weight anxiety because he's always working out and barely eating.

by hotmess_2012 May 16, 2016


Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.

Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'

by />///\/<^/\/ December 22, 2011


Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021


Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 16, 2020


Weight Doping

The act of lying about ones weight on Zwift to gain an unfair advantage.

Look at his weight! he dropped 6kg in 2 days.... he's definitely weight doping.

I'm thinking of weight doping to be able to stay with the front group.

Is weight doping considered cheating?

by PrissyC March 11, 2019