1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult
1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER
2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!
The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"
"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"
Bobby kept teasing Suzie until she kicked him in the weiner boobs.
When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.
Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!
A weiner is a person who SLEEPS TOO MUCH and is always watching movies all day!! Doesn't like Milk. No se calla!!!! She gets down with her alarm clock every morning!!!
Denice sanchez is a weiner from oaxaca.
Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.
Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!
Slang word for a homosexual
Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.