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welcome home shit

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

by nunamaker April 4, 2015


Wisconsin Welcome Mat

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

by Bolt Speeeeedman November 20, 2010


welcome to the republican party

A tired meme at the Something Awful forums (and perhaps elsewhere on the internet). Initially it was the funny concluding line of a joke; since then, it has been broadened to be used as a corny punchline for other jokes, and has broadened even further to be added as an addendum to message board posts FOR NO BLOODY REASON (as parasitic memes tend to do)

Used correctly: end of original joke (look it up)
"Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?" The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party"

Used annoyingly:
Knock knock
Welcome to the Republican Party!

Used normally:
Hey I was just watching the tv and OMG WELCOME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LOLOL

by hiddenattacker January 21, 2009

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Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

A great Metallica song on the album "Master of Puppets".

Metallica played Sanitarium during yesterday's say.

by Lord DarkSlaya January 2, 2005

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Welcome to steam edition

"welcome to steam edition" is a term used in Microsoft flight Simulator 2006 also called FSX Steam edition, This is used for crazy things is fsx

Hot Air balloon doing 600 knots a 50 ft, Welcome to steam edition.

by CirrusDictionary January 24, 2021


Welcome to your Tape

A reference to Jay Asher's book, Thirteen Reasons Why, and the subsequent Netflix series. It is a story about a girl who commits suicide and leaves behind cassette tapes for people to listen because they were a contributing factor in her downward spiral. Colloquially, it can be used to threaten someone because they disappointed you.

"You didn't ask them for ketchup for my fries when you picked up McDonalds for me?! Welcome to your Tape"

by JanuaryFire April 14, 2017

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welcome to the black parade

The first (and best) single off of the album The Black Parade by a band called My Chemical Romance.Its about this paient who is about to die (he dies later on in the song..........he has cancer) When he dies he joins The Black Parade
best song ever!!!

Person 1:"Have you heard welcome to the black parade???"

Person :2 "yea is the best song in the world!!!"

Person 1 & 2: "Lets go to projekt revolution!!!!!!!"

by Lola ♥ September 8, 2007

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