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M.O.M.:
Man Of the Moment.
1) one tends to label their male crush as "mom". the Mom is considered to be the guy that they are crazy over at that moment.
2) one tends to label the male hero at the time, or the person most involved at that moment.
"OH MY GOD!!!! they are so HOT!! i think it's my mom..."
"Yep, that's my mom. he just gave birth to me."
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a mom who laughs and says your mom jokes
Kid: imagine being the best smh
Your Mom Mom: Your mom is
The name of a being overseeing. See "father" as well.
Mother says this or that but she claims and doesn't produce.
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The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.
Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.
Stupid American: Your mom you faggot
Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!
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Acronym for Marine-Only-Material. Primarily a California term. The fat homely girl(s) in the bar that no guy will talk to until a group of drunk, out of state Marines hit on her/them.
Dude let's hit up another spot, this place only has chicks with their dudes and a couple of MOMs.
There are rumors that in other states, MOMs are also hit on by normally socialized and developed members of the male species, not just Marines.
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1.Someone who thinks cleaning your room is the only responsibility you have
2.Someone who is too scared of you growing up to let you make mistakes so she governs everything you do
3.Someone who gets mad at you when you voice your opinion if it doesn't match hers
4. Someone who constantly exaggerates the amount of time you take to do something just to prove a point, even if its wrong
Kid:Hey mom, can i go for a walk? I did all my homework and I'm getting all A's
Mom:No! Your room is a huge mess, and it's too dangerous for you to go outside alone!
Kid: But I just cleaned my room and I'm 17 years old....
Mom: You're grounded!
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