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he is the most kind, loving person you will ever meet. he is always there for you no matter what. keep him around your life while you can! never take him for granted. he is sweet and such a soft boy but he is very jealous. what’s his is his and no one else’s. he will love and care for you even if you don’t do the same back. he handles problems very well and he loves it when you ask him how his day is. he loves small talk. never call him gay because he will get mad. he wants to show you off so let him meet your parents. (and if you might be worried, don’t be he, he’s got this) always hype him up and call him all the time. he loves it when you play with his hair, he thinks it’s cute. never be too friendly with other guys cause he will get mad and you will lose him. give him nicknames because he LOVESSS it! i recommend sweet boy, my boy, babe, bubs, daddy if you want something👀 always remember any anniversary that you have! always remeber his birthday. with that said i hope you keep YOUR thor around💞
girl: omg isn’t thor dating angie!
other girl: yeah, dang it i wish i could have got to him first.
God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.
A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.
During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️
Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
Thor
Thor - the man who loves to be slutty and dress up in anime clothes for his man.
He is such a Thor - look at him hammering that dick with his ass
He is such a thor - look how he hammers that dick
The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin
Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor
Someone who is named Thor is a goat usually.
"Wow Thor is such a goat"- The hoes
That one guy in Avengers with that hammer thing.
Thor is a fucking god... Literally
A man who can bench more than anybody on the earth
All muscle no brain
Thor: I can bench more than you