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A perfect way of saying I'm done
Rose:I'm so hungry
Moises:You're always hungry I'm Shleep
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A campaign to get people to follow Conan O'Brien no matter what happens to him and never watch Leno again.
"Do you want Conan to go to ABC, FOX, or Comedy Central?"
"I don't care. Either way, I'm with COCO."
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what it sounds like when people yell "i'm game" across a river.
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When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.
"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."
"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"
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An excuse to not hang out with someone. Also, a nice way of saying no.
John: "Hey, wanna hang out?"
Bobby; " Sorry, I'm busy"
Mary "Hey, wanna hang out this weekend?"
Henry: " I wish i could but I am busy"
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The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.
After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!
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what a guy usually says when he doesn't want to take the relationship any further and/or starts to panic
here's an example:
girl: (gets closer to the guy) Hey Babee...
guy: Yeaa..? (looks worried)
girl: I was thinking we should get ma-
guy: - I'm sorry I'm GAY! we can't get married!
girl: WHAT!!! I was going to say get matching shirts for the game!
guy: -____-
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