killer legs

legs of women that can control/manipulate and even seduce a guy(or more if possible)

That stunning lady in red has got killer legs..

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Zombie leg

A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.

Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!

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jesus legs

When someone's legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.

After a long winter when I could start wearing shorts, my Jesus Legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend's eyebrows off.

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battyman legs

The signs on pavements (holding road names and roundabout exits etc...) that have two ‘legs’ are called Battyman legs. If you walk through them you gotta stay in the battyman’s protection. You are now gay.

Guy1: Hey man, wtf are battyman legs?!
Guy2: those road signs on the pavements that have 2 ‘legs’.
Guy1: And I can’t walk through them because....
Guy2: coz they’re the battyman’s Legs bro... if you walk through them you’re gonna be gay.

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Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.

Run dildo legs. RUN.

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My leg

If you get harmed physically or mentally in anyway just yell "my leg!"

"Spongebob, be careful wit- *dink* *ripping sound* MY LEG!"

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bent legs

an insult used to confuse the opponent, usually referring to when someone is short and fat and/or a chode.

jim: nice haircut
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs