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My girlfriend wont stop riding my Yawning Donkey
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this is a male, homosexual version of a blowjob with flamboyant pizzazz, and the touch and feel that only an adam's apple can provide.
Stephan asked Arturo if he was ready for some fellatio, and Arturo said that he was taking it to the next level and would provide him with a flaming yawn. Stephan replied "but we're vegan" and Arturo responded, "it's ok, I'll be the meat-eater tonight"
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the act of shaming a colleague for yawning too early during the shift.
"Yawn shaming is a standard practice from 2pm to 4pm"
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Bogus Yawn in other words means: When someone or something is yawning and you sing opera to make them sound like they're singing opera.
I bogus yawned Thaliana yesterday; everyone started to laugh.
My dog started yawning, I bogus yawned her.
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When one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.
(Adam yawns)
(EP yawns)
(Dylan yawns)
Adam: That was a great yawn boner!
EP: Just a great overall yawn boner is what it was!
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The act in which a man pretends to stretch and ease his throbbing cobra commander then shoots his venom in any bitches eyes.
B:My morning wood was so bad I cobra yawned all over her!
M:I bet my mom liked it, that skank!
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global yawning is used instead of global warming...for people that are totally fed up of hearing global warming
I feel I am having a 'global yawning' situation coming on!
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