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People that oftentimes get defensive about their age because of the stereotype given out on the internet, and try to act more mature then they actually are to make themselves seem not as bad
(in an attempt to seem different from other 12 year olds) "im 12 years old and this is not funny"
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1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.
2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.
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Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear
Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
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any thing that is born 13 and listens to to much rap
hank :oh my kid jimmy is a good kid
jim:are you sure hes dressed like a edgy 13 year old
hank:hes 15
jim:it´s an expression i think
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What you find when you go to skating rinks and under 18 clubs. They are usually skanky looking little girls who wear make-up and short skirts and hit on the 17-25 year old men present.
"Last night when I went to Skateland I found a swarm of 12 year old prostitutes."
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When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.
Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.
Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places
Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"
Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"
Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"
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little shits that think "fucking ur mom" is funny. they like to shit on other peoples days just to get a laugh. they're complete shit heads.
12 yr. old boys: hey bitch i fucked ur mom last night loololololol!!!111111!!!!!
me: my mom has cancer
12 yr. old boys: cause i fucked her so hard last night lololololoolo!111!!!!!!
me: fucking arrogant 12 year old boys
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Subscribe to Pewdiepie plz we are all 9 if your 10 you´re actually 9 and 1 bonus year.
Damn, that a 9 year old ARMY!!!
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