Origami Yoda

the best fucking finger puppet on earth

Me: Origami Yoda.
Person: Ok retard.

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Baby yoda

The babiest little cinnamon bun there is; also known from his army of memes made from his appearances in the Mandalorian. He eats frogs and enjoys pissing off his older self.

Dude: Hey, did you see the newest Star Wars show?
Other dude: The Mandalorian? Yeah, Baby Yoda made me cry
Dude: I know, right? He's baby

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Double Yoda

A sex move where you do a double back flip, insert your penis or toy into an orifice your choice and scream "Judge me by my size, do you?"

At Comic-Con I this really hot chick in a Slave Leia cosplay! I wanted to give her the Double Yoda so bad!

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Baby yoda

The most annoying internet sensation for pewdiepie fans and millennials to rave over.

Baby yoda is a stupid piece of shit

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Yoda complex

The belief that one can do, see, feel, or think things that others cannot. This ability or knowledge usually contradicts the status quo, and is held in contempt by mainstream perspectives. It is especially prevalent among political radicals, conspiracy theorists, religious fundamentalists, and schizophrenics.

Example 1

Economist, PhD: "...In conclusion, once we control for all of these factors and apply this principle, we can get a good idea how -"

Person with Yoda Complex: "WE DON'T NEED CONTROLS! ALL WE NEED IS THE AXIOM OF HUMAN ACTION, AND ALL ELSE CAN BE KNOWN!!!!"

Example 2

Person 1: When I was talking to Johnny earlier, he was convinced that he had the key to the universe. He said that a very important person gave it to him. I looked in his hand, and it was empty.

Person 2: Was he trying to make a statement?

Person 1: No, I think he either has schizophrenia or a severe Yoda complex.

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Baby Yoda

The cutest thing a man could imagine. Baby Yoda should be defined as "Epic, Cool, Gamer, Sexy, and etc."

Yo nibba, You got them hoes? Yeah, with the power of Baby Yoda, of course.

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yoda p0wn

P0wnage so compleat that it is only possible if you have the same knowlage of the force or of the game you are playing as yoda.

(Almost exclusivly refering to on-line gaming)

All but one person was left on red team while 28 were left on blue, but somehow he yoda p0wned them all winning the match.

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