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well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..
A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!
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The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.
Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??
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someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
hey your girl is such a human yoga ball
The delightful art of having to take a massive shit while you're at the club but the door won't lock so you mount into a horizontal position above the toilet with your hands on the door and your feet against the wall behind the toilet (your stomach facing the ground). You then proceed to take your massive shit and your shit should fall into the toilet promptly.
Man I was at the club the other night dancin on bitches when I had to take a massive shit, but then the door wouldn't lock so I had to break out the KA KA yoga moves.
a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.
"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"
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When you leave a yoga class feeling unsatisfied, or unfulfilled.
Yeah that class was ok, but I still have yoga blue balls.
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(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.
Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
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