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I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023


and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 18, 2023


You and I Collide

Me and my womans scent when making love

I love the smell of you and I Collide

by Spyderwear August 24, 2022


You find, I fund!

A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.

Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!

That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!

by LingDanc803 March 22, 2023


My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 25, 2023


You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024


you knows it, I grows it

An expression of emphatic agreement.

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

by Shuaman October 2, 2018