you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

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kiki do you love me

a stupid trend from a drake song

“Kiki do you love me” *girl in a video jumps out of car*

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Can you hear me now?

1. What you say repeatedly when you're on a shitty cell phone/have a bad connection.

2. What's said in the Verizon Wireless commercials by 'that guy'.

1. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!? What the fuck is wrong with your phone, yo?!

2. -"Can you hear me now...?"
-"GOOD!"

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are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

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Why you dickin me son?

A term used when somone screws you over.

It was the last game of the season and he didnt catch the ball and I yelled at him, WHY YOU DICKIN ME SON?

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Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

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CAN YOU KILL ME

NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c

Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c

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