Hole Gods

The rulers of any hole, also the cause of bad weather. To worship them, you must dance around a hole like an idiot, saying "HOLE GODS HOLE GODS HOLE GODS!" frantically.

Zoe: Omg its about to rain.

Annabel: The hole gods must be really pissed...

Eli: Well, what're you waiting for? We need to find a hole to worship.

Snuff hole

Snuff hole is a hole which is used for fucking but isn’t a natural hole. Normally created by using a knife to cut the flesh.

Me: Yo I made Patrick Bradshaw my bitch last night! I gave him a new snuff hole!
Friend: Sweet!

holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

born hole

The hole you came out of.

I'm going to kick you in your born hole. (I'm going to kick your mom's pussy).

Snot Hole

When you stick a rubber up your nose and pull it out of your mouth so it’s all gooey with snot and saliva, then you put it on and fuck a girl with it.

For those Agaisnt using condoms when having sex there is a short cut to this method: simply blow your nose in your hands, rub it on your dick and fuck her with it raw.

Oh man, I met this girl last night and she asked me for a Snot Hole!

flute hole

when you fuck a girl in her ass and it rips through to the vagina.

ER doctor: Sir, do you have any idea what happened to her?

You: Well, I was putting it in the stinker and got a little too aggressive I guess. Next thing you know she has a flute hole

hole fever

The fever you get from consuming hole.

Sickness you might get after performing a rimm job on some “hot guys”.

I’m sure I got hole fever after that Horse Meat Disco party.