Poo Face

someone who is called danny nix. he likes to put rabbit poo on his face and dance around singing "look at me, im the rabbit poo boy"

oh look, thers danny nix again putting poo on his face dancing and signing. he should be caged.

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poo finger

A shot of gin, with a small hint of Lea & Perrins. Consumed in one go. Can also be a 'shit finger' when using tabasco sauce.

Origins of first invention trace back to the 'Nutshell' pub, in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk of England. The pub is one of the smallest in the UK.

"Shut up Jamel you nigger, and take a poo finger"

"Can I please have £20s worth of shit fingers, then hand them round the bar to all these old people reading papers"

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Poo babies

A half humanoid half crap concoction of a thing created by artificialy inserting unspecified things inside of the anus.

"Look! Richard has poo babies!"

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Pee Pee in the Poo Poo hole

When you get through all the bases and finall score a touchdown.

Andy: "Man, Jo is such a chad, he put his pee pee in the poo poo hole wItH mY mOm!"
Gary: "Holy smokes!"

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monkey poo poo head

fearnys desighn

mpph grey
mpph clowning around

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Peek-a-poo

When evacuating the bowels, a person will begin to retract the emerging feces and then slowly let in emerge, then retract it again. Repeat until bored.

Hey dudes! I just played Peek-a-poo in the shitter!

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Poo-breath

1) -Adjective- Used to describe the smell of breath resembling that of excrement.

2) -Noun- A subject deployed tactically as an ice-breaker or to break awkward, uncomfortable silences.

1)

Peter: "Don't you think the Mr. Cross has really bad poo-breath?"

Tarquin: "I think you should shut the fuck up, and get out of my kitchen."

2)

Guy: "I've never been on a blind date before. It's nice to meet you."

Girl: "Yeah, you too. So.. uh..."

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Guy: "Poo-breath?"

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