jesus padilla

Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good

Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart

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omar jesus

A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.

"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"

"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"

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jesus pancakes

a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.

Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.

Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!

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jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

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Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

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Jesus was Palestinian

A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.

"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"

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Jesus hole

Due to the Christian restriction on extra-marital sex, the Jesus hole is a synonym for a vagina.

Guy: I'm gonna fuck your Jesus hole real good.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.

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