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Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.
Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right
Great-great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-great-great-pibling is a good person.
1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.
My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
Half-sibling's great-great-great-grandson.
My half-great-great-great-grandnephew is a good person.
Brett Kramer is the drummer of the band half•alive
Brett Kramer from half•alive is a meme
When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.
Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
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When a female has a very attractive face, but her body just ain't it.
Bro that girl had me in the first half, she had a cute face but when I kept swiping through her photos I found out she was fat.
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