A1 Day 1

@ASG

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1/2 homo

Toni
The half of homo.

Person: Toni you are a fag.
Toni: 1/2 Homo

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1/504 pir

By far the worst unit in the Army on top of that the worst airborne unit.

Hey bro! , I failed selection and they're sending me to the 82nd abn 1/504 pir that's not bad right?
You're going to the toilet bowl of the army where literally all the washouts from decent units go to finish their enlistment.

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1-2 punch

two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists

She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.

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booyah!!!1

A liar.

I booyah!!!1ed to my parents

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november 1 2008

Some bitch ass mexican

Karen: Oh my god! I gave birth! happy birthday!
David: dude.. it's November 1 2008
Karen: what?
David: that baby is a bitch as mexican.

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scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

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