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A man with tiny genitals.
No girl likes a Chris Walton.
Person 1: "Hey you know Chris Walton?"
Person 2: "Yea, the one with the small cock?"
Person 1: "Yea thats the guy!"
And..."Chris Walton is it in yet???!!!"
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Is what you call someone who stays in bed all day and doesn't wake up till 6pm unless it's to go to the bathroom or kitchen. Someone who is in the process of no physical activity, has no kinetic or potential energy. Is beyond the definition of Lazy. Chris-ing can also be described as goofing off but must contain either sitting down, going in and out of sleep, or eating in bed. Eating 12 or more pancakes in one meal can also pass as participating in Chris-ing. Also diving erratic like a Mexican would while avoiding border patrol can be considered Chris-ing. Having a dirty small car that may bleed from time to time or constently smokes from the muffler is one requirement for Chris-ing And Driving. Chris-ing And Driving is Illegal in the state of Florida, Texas, California, and Georgia.
Charles, you have been Chris-ing all day. Let's go outside and work out, your so fucking lazy!
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This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch
Chris von Colijeff is so sexy!!
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Chris Angel, also know as The Satanic Silver Surfer
Silver Surfer from Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer
MindFreak is defined at the beginning of his show, this definiton proving him Chris Angel as the Silver Surfer
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A WWE Wrestler, He Is Currently Part Of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Along With big Show.
Dude 1:Did You see Chris Jerico Last night On Raw?
Dude 2:Yeah He is No good the big show is the only reason he wins!
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A guy with a long dong, full of semen.
Man, I sure like those Chris Pee Creams at the local bar.
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