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Damn if only i was the most perfect and fantabulous person in the world like Beat rice Car man
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A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.
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do it, they deserve it.
“no i can’t go, i’m partaking in national slap a white person day ):”
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Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.
"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*
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You kiss your favorite person in the world day
Let’s join national kiss your favorite person day
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On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
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I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.
Who? Justin Watt?