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Something you never get and something I get whenever Specifically when you go to say, "Hello!", to your crush and you get a bubbly feeling in your stomach.
Sometimes in your genitals. Though, this version of "Love" is referred to as, "Incestuous Lust". It is not recommended to have that feeling. It is also recommended to bash that person in the fucking skull if you feel any "Incestuous Lust" if they are closer than your 4th cousin.
Now, you have the bubbly feeling in your stomach. You're heart stops, awaiting the answer of your crush. She pauses, thinks, then says, "Ayo, Hunter, we're siblings. Would doing it in front of our parents be more or less kinky?"
SHIT! You've done it again. It would be kinky (and pretty hot), but you'll most definitely lose all of any inheritance you would get. Try again.
You meet a completely new girl. She is smart, she looks good and is interested in the same things you are.
But, unfortunately, it is almost impossible to utter a word out of that pathetic mouth of yours. You can only seeth and cope with the situation. You continually, over the next 10 months, stalk her and learn about everything she likes. You eventually mold your entire personality to be compatible with yours.
But alas, it will fail. Instead, be like me and fuck your opponent's mother in the room next to theirs. Rail them like no tomorrow. Anyway, Hunter, you can join her and me if you want. Au revoir, mon petit fils ;)
Person 1: "Damn, Hunter has so much love but no pussy. What a pathetic guy"
Person 2: "Yeah, but Anon is railing his mother in the room next to Hunter. Let's ask if we could join his love-fueled intercourse"
Person 1: "Yeah, but make sure this doesn't become incestuous lust like last time"
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The amalgamation of pain similar to birth and getting kicked in the crotch.
Oh, I don't think I can make it to the party I'm in major love.
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Love is when you can not stop thinking about someone. Everything you do reminds you of them. You have that feeling, that no one can describe. When you see them, you do anything to get them to notice you, and when they do you get so nervous and happy you don't even know what to think. When they smile, holy shit when they smile.. your whole world just evolves around them. That look that he gives you. You would do anything to get him to look at you like that again. There are so many people he would choose over you, but that doesn't matter. You always dream of you and him being together even though deep inside you know it won't happen, but maybe it will. Maybe.
Yeah.. that's love.
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hard to define using words, although it’s a feeling of affection and care for a person, it’s a state of mind which results your thoughts and conscience. That gives you pure joy and innocent by experiencing or seeing the presence of someone. Of course, that person is special to you. Love is pure and full of devotion and selflessness. It comes from ones heart and soul, it’s unconditional. With all the hatred in the world, love is the only answer to the problem. You can feel love if you have kindness in your heart, if you can give without any regret, if you can forgive those who have done you wrong, helping someone without any concerns, and importantly..respecting and accepting people for who they are.
With all of our troubles, my love for you still grows everyday.
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A word that men use to manipulate a woman's heart or to play with their feelings.
Jacob: Babe I love you.
Kelly: *eyes scream happiness*
Jacob: Lets have sex now.
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When you can fart in front of someone and they don't reject you
sorry i just farted, do yo still love me?
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When you Love someone they make up your world if you Love someone then nothing bad is going to happen and when you love someone your life is complete
She's my world
Yeah your in love
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