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Also known as the dave Duncan of the company.
Speaks as though he is god of the plumbing world. Level 6 is a plant room cunt. Have you seen me weld I'm the best at it.
big shot is on level 6 have you seen him weld before
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A sexual act where the male ejaculates into his own hand and then vigorously and most unexpectedly slaps his partner in the face with the goo filled paw. Typically used in conjunction with the rusty trombone however can be incorporated into just about any exciting encounter.
She had her tongue buried so far up my ass I exploded into my hand, what was I to do with a fist full of giz? Had to give her the big finish.
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This book will bring you to the path of a happy destiny as long as you follow the steps. A good place to hide "anything" from a drunk. Has stories that provide good bedtime reading. THE book of AA.
"The 12 steps of AA are outlined in the Big Book"
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justin get a life, ur just mad cause ur ass isnt as big as mine!
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A racist ass who likes to kill the Germans.
during when they built tunnels they had to teams do it....the germans & the irish men.the germans were ripping on the irish men so they got their buddy BIG RED to beat them up...no deaths.so the germans decided to kill BIG RED and make it look like a accident.so they did.and then evry german person that went by there died.it took 1 irish person to stop it.there was a german & a irish person they were friends.the german dude fell into the water and was swimming to his death.the irish person saved him and the irish person almost died.before he did BIG RED talked to him and saved him by putting the irish person on a log. it took 1 person 2 stop the rath of BIG RED.the deaths were supposivly supposed to be "accidents."
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Big Bob is the name of Kelly Clarkson's Ass. (no joke)
One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!
-A Conversation over Kelly Clarkson-
Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.
*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*
Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Ashley: What?
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*
*Ashley walks back to Emma*
Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
Emma: WHAT??
*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*
Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!
*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*
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The chief of the 80s indian-style hip hop group "Sugar Hill Gang"
Im Big Bank, I am the chief!
Jump on it, Jump on it!
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