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Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020


Burn Remorse

The act of burning someone real bad, but then feeling kind of bad about it, even possibly trying to retract, or apologize for the joke...

Burn Remorse: nice shoes, you stupid idiot...............actually those are nice shoes, just kidding, I'm sorry. I still like you.

by Moneyhans April 16, 2015


Creek Burn

The intense sunburn associated with being at Mountain Creek Water Park all day.

Dont slap me on my creek burn

by UrbanSpartan July 22, 2011


Burned Payback

In short: burned payback is an attempt to inflict damage / pain / embarrassment on somebody that is done in such a way that allows the target to simply use said attempt to further his / her goals without the perp immediately realizing

Me: Dude, that chick I was banging a while back tried to zing me with dumbass scenarios time and time again while being an easy lay and thought it got to me. All I thought was: I did it all for the nookie, what? The nookie! What? So you can eat that cookie! 😋 can you say burned payback?
Dude: Dayum, that’s some messed up burned payback dawg! Dat bitch dumb - can you pass her over when yu done?

by SackmaBooolz December 4, 2019


how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!?

wellhow do you do it?

-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?

by irapeaarvarks54 May 6, 2024


Burn ha head

a term used when referring to receiving head

ion een wanna fucc on his ho, i jus wanna burn ha head” -Dracbaby

by THEE memphis June 21, 2023

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burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 7, 2013