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monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023


Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 9, 2022


Whore monkey

A girl that swings from tree to tree just to get banana

She's got multiple boyfriends, what a whore monkey.

by JokesAnonymous October 18, 2015


Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.

Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.

by Hawkerdude July 7, 2012


monkey calluses

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

by -__God__- December 19, 2018


Monkey Strop

An over-reaction to a less than worthy event. Often involves hitting, kicking, tears and melodrama, followed by sulking.

she's having a monkey strop about it

by OsamaBinBad May 7, 2011


Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009