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Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.
“yo did you see that video of that super hot sexy Toenitheu Jesus man sucking some squirrels nuts?”
“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”
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When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.
Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.
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A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.
"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"
"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"
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a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.
Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.
Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!
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A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.
Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.
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Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good
Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart
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The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"
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