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When you make a mix tape for Christian but she throws it out and you run into her at the club and you ask for the last a one dance.
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After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.
The Deptford square dance is an interesting way to spend a weekend.
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When you see a horrible movie, such as dirty dancing, and although it is disturbingly stupid, you can't stop watching.
I watched Dirty Dancing last night. Worst thing I ever saw in my life, but SO juicy, i couldn't turn it off, I think I have Dirty Dancing Syndrome
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The terms of a bet where by the benefactor receives the right to publicly humiliate the looser by requesting them to preform a solo dance at any place/time.
~Naked card
~Sing Card
are also good substitutes
I bet a dance card that woman over there is actually a man!
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An electronica group started by the scenester, Dahvie Vanity. Chris was a member until he quit. Garrett Ecstasy was next to join as the screamer. That is until Dahvie took some personal time off from a tour of their's and Garrett decided to commit a numerous amount of felonies against Dahvie, causing Dahvie to kick him out. Mind you, this all occurred AFTER the false charges of statutory rape (a rumor which was revealed that Garrett spread the rumor about the rape. Dahvie was later released when the girl refused to take a rape test) After Dahvie kicked out Garrett, he asked a mutual friend of their's (Jay VonMonroe) to join and help him make a new, clean name for Blood on the Dance Floor, which Dahvie had put his entire being into creating. It was later released in a Dahvie's blog, the contributing factors to Garrett's departure from the group. Dahvie's blog said that not only did Garrett perform a gig while Dahvie had been on leave, after breaking into Dahvie's trailer and using his equipment, but he also used the money from merchandising, meant to pay for merch for their fans, to get another tattoo. Dahvie didn't want to be further associated with a drug addict, which ultimately was a large factor in his kicking out of Garrett Ecstasy and the instantaneous joining of Jay Monroe.Dahvie also stated that he had done all of the song-writing, even for the parts in which Garrett was meant to sing/scream, and Garrett was simply to drugged out to contribute.
Scenester Numero Uno: Dude! Did you hear about the fudged up shiz that Garrett Ecstasy did?
Scenester Numero Dos: Chya man! It's totally redonkulous! I can't believe him! Now I can't get my Blood On the Dance Floor t-shirt!
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The definition of someone raping your ear with shitty music.
Person 1: Hey what are you listening to?
Scene dumb ass: Blood On The Dance Floor.
Person 1: *beats the shit out of scene dumb ass*
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