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Oh shoot that's a cool dream.
Hym "Seriously!? I just had a dream too! I dreamed that I was hanging out in this basement and then this kind of fat Hispanic looking chick shot me in the gut. Like right above the belt line. So, she goes upstairs and it's kind of like implied that I'm like a hostage now. And I'm just bleeding all over the place. And there's this white chick there who is... You know... Pretty chill about the whole situation. So there I am, stuffing toilet paper down my pants to try and stop the bleeding and, honestly, I'm being pretty chill about it too. And the Chris Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr is playing on my phone and there is blood everywhere, right? So, I keep stuffing toilet paper down my pants and I'm I'm starting to get preety cold and my pants are just drenched in blood, yeah? So I turn to the White bitch and I'm like 'Hey, yo, I'm not looking too hot here man. You want to, like, call the cops or something?' And she's like 'Aw, what? Seriously?' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm not stopping the bloob, like, AT ALL' so she's like 'Alright' and she goes to call 911 but while she's on the phone, she starts speaking FRENCH! And I'm like 'Wait, where ARE we?' And then the fat mexican bitch comes back downstairs and I'm like 'Oh no, is she going to finish the job?' So I like walk over to the other side of basemnt where my phone is at and I'm like 'Should I call 911?'
And the the Fat Mexican just starts, like, having a regular conversation with me. Like... As though she didn't just shoot me in the gut. Amd that's when I woke up. But check THIS! When I woke up from the dream, the Chis Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr WAS PLAYING ON MY PHONE! Isn't that weird!? That happened to me once in high-school with a Yugioh episode too. So I thought that was pretty cool. But yeah... And when I woke up I'm like 'Oh no! If the Chris podcast was real... Then maybe the cold wetness in my pants was ALSO real!' And for a second I thought I pissed my pants but no... It didn't. So everything was cool. And then I did some writing and played Yugioh."
mother fucking green blob, also known as a speed runner, music maker and a fucking kettle :)
“oh man dream is so cool”
“wow dreams new song is such a vibe”
A Minecraft YouTuber who sadly has his own SMP, gender, and sexuality
1. My fucking dumbass of a daughter is Dreamsexual
Something you can have when you go to sleep, sometimes it can be really good and sometimes really bad.
you can also control it sometimes!
Person 1: i had a weird dream last night...
Person 2: what was it about?
Person 1: i was eating pizza and then Dwayne the rock Johnson came up to me and stole it out of my hand and ate it..
Person 2: what.
The first YouTuber who made Minecraft a fucking hell with creations of meowbahh,jellybean and others.
“Hey you know dream?”
“You’re fatherless.”
The best, the king of manhunt, once had a world record in speed running minecraft (The best game).
Dream is the god of minecraft.
A nice speeed runner that has a annoying speed running music
did u know that dream is gay