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A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.
"Ethan, you're so sped."
Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has been grounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.
Ethan: Mom can I go play fortnite on my Xbox now?
Mom: FUCK NO YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.
Omg that guy looks like a Greek god, his name’s probably Ethan.
Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.
THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.
Ethan is a guy who loves people and is funny awesome and sexy he also has a huge dick and likes to hide it
That guy has a huge sick that is Ethan
Ethan is one of the most wonderful and caring people I’ve met in my life. He always finds ways to cheer you up and to make life better. He’s a little reckless sometimes and when he gets hurt he chooses not to take care of himself which might frustrate you a lot but he knows that you love and care about him. Ethan is one of the most loyal people out there but he has trust issues because people have hurt him before. Anyone who dates Ethan is really lucky to have him and his love. Ethan is a great bf and he loves to cuddle and hold hands and hug and wants to kiss more and hangout more. Do those things with him make him happy because he really deserves it. If you decide that you 100% know for a fact that you love him more than anything else in the world tell him that. If you decide you would want to marry him tell him that. If he looks sad or mad then hug him. Give him all of your love. And when something complicated is going on don’t think irrationally and break up with him because trust me you will regret it so much it will break you even if you did it for him because you thought it would make him happier don’t let him go it will be one of the worst decisions of your life. Ethan is one of the greatest people in my life and I really regret letting him go and I still love him and care about him I just wish he knew that. Ethan’s are the best.
Ethan W what a great guy am I right. :)