baken egg and cheese

When some one cusses you say this after the person cusses then say my nigga

"oh dude i forgot my shit".....baken egg and cheese...my nigga!!!

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Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

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Bacon egg and cheese grease

When one eats bacon egg and cheese the grease gose down to there poosay.

Girllll I ate Bacon egg and cheese and I know it tastes like a whole continental breakfast down there. Bacon egg and cheese grease is now in your possay .

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her eggs her problem

her eggs her problem is what you say when there’s nothing you can do about a situation.

You: Man I really wish I wouldn’t have missed the bus this morning.
Me: Oh well, her eggs her problem I guess.

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Get your egg off

To ejaculate

"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"

"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"

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bacon egg and cheese sandwich

An adjective describing a hot and georgeous female!

Ricky:
Hey Jessie!

Jessie:
What Ricky?

Ricky:
Man I saw this bad as brazilian girl

at the mall yesterday!

Jessie:
Oh yeah she was looking that good?

Ricky:
Oh yeah she was looking like a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

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San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

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