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a woman who wrecks her appear from years of hard drug use and other "wear and tear"
Larry: What do you think of Samantha?
Juan: yo dat chick tore up from da floor up you trippin 3 kids, tubes tied, 30s, smokes dope, been smokin dope
Larry: She used to look decent
(poor Larry hasn't seen Samantha in the last 15 years, just her pre dope ho pictures)
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When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.
The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
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You're bored and like this song, so you searched it in the Urban Dictionary
You so fuckin precious when you smile
hit it from the back and drive you wild
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Being jacked as hell, somebody who has ripped legs, core, chest, and arms.
Wow, he must have been hitting them gym because he's tore up from the floor up.
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In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.
"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."
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"I like your boots" is code in the LGBT community for, "I think your hot, are you gay too?". The appropriate response (if the answer to the question I "yes") is "Thanks, I got them from a unicorn". This is based off a line from the movie Love, Simon, in which a character says "I like your shoelaces" and another responds with "Thanks, I got them from the President".
"Hey, how you doin? I like your boots."
"Really? Thanks, I got them from a unicorn."
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Started from the bottom now we here
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