When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....
An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.
Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.
A Minecraft YouTuber that gets no bitches
Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber
A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2
A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
My poor Billy Goat, Pilgor, got hit by a truck today! Don't worry, he's fine!