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What you get from playing melee claw style for to long like dumbass, jacking off for to long, or doing both at the same time.
Mew2king needs to go to the doctor for deez hands.
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It's a high five. Get used to it.
Hey, let's hand clap. *high fives*
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When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit
Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand
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When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣
Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣
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The way your hand smells after you finger a girl.
Guy 1: Dude after I fingered Katie I had total puss-hand.
Guy 2: Nasty, bro.
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Last night I slept on the couch and everyone was in their rooms so I had to slide a hand.
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Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
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