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The Devils Iced Tea is a severe form of explosive diarrhea caused by large amounts of Taco Bell, Bud beer, lack of sleep and hot sauce. The following morning you can feel the boiling bubbling in your gut and you know the only thing comming out is HOT liquids!!!!! The burn can last up to 12 hours!
Holy cow, I can't make it into work today. I messed up last night eating cheap Mexican food and warm beer. Im stuck on the toilet with the Devils Iced Tea and it freaking burn!!!!! Send ointment and Gatorade!
To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.
"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"
When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
A person that offers or brings up ice cream and then doesn't deliver.
Peter is an ice cream cunt because they offered me ice cream but didn't bring it.
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Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.
Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..
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"Bringin Da Ice" is a term used to describe something somebody has done that is cool or looks good (therefore the person is "bringin da ice") It can also be used for pretty much anything as an alternative to awesome or safe
1) Woah that's an amazing keyboard solo - he's bringin da ice fo sho.
2) He's bringin da ice and owning you n00b.
3) This burger brings da ice.
4) She's so hot she's bringin da ice.
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