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Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024


Jacob

an all around awful guy. he is cocky, immature, rude, stubborn, and narcissistic. he blames everything on everyone else and never takes ownership. one of his favorite things to do is mess with your head. he will make you think he likes you but then get mad at you for no reason. a jacob is someone who is all talk but no skill. he is the fakest person you will ever meet. he is also very loud and obnoxious. his friends don’t even like him. he is not attractive at all. and just when you thought he couldnt get worse, turns out he is a player. he is someone you just dont want to be around. and he will probably end up stabbing you in the back.

Friend: “hey why are you so upset?”

You: “jacob was being an ass

by factspiller July 27, 2019


jacob

the longer word for the word "'jac"

hey im jacob, wanna JAC off after lunch
hey i was JACing off in class..

by jacobsucks123 November 12, 2020


Jacob

A person who hates cops

Jacob doesn’t like the police

by CallMeToxic April 20, 2022


Jacob

Usually the small kid, usually multiple in one class and sometimes in one friend group usally good at basketball.

Person 1: You know Jacob?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The small one
Person 2: There both small!
Person 1: oh yeah 🙃

by Oscar Oscar Commins August 29, 2019


Jacob

A guy who takes out the best shot in our film.

why are you being a jacob

by massmanjunk December 18, 2018


Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 3, 2022