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the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

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Scouse Jesus

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021

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Jesus Christ

Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.

Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you

by Totally not Jesus May 18, 2021

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Jesus Can

a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.

Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.

by McCofferton III December 6, 2010

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Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

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Jesus was Palestinian

A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.

"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"

by Der Emes December 28, 2021

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jesus radical

Someone who wants to make sweet love to jesus because he has muscular theighs that could crush a walnut!! Or someone who thinks Jesus is the goods.

Maranda: Wow olivia, I'm wearing my super hot Jesus Sandles!!!
Olivia: Well of course you are, you're a Jesus Radical.
Maranda: HELL YEAH

Pete: Wow, i want to make sweet love to that jesus radical over there.

Bob: Yeah...I'm a fuckin' jesus radical

by Maranda May 13, 2005

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