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When a driver bumps into your car at low speed. Very common in Maryland, where poor driving is the norm.
I was stopped at a red light and this idiot gave me a Maryland Kiss. I didn't even HAVE to look at the plates to tell where he was from.
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Get on your knees bitch, and give me some leprechaun kisses!
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When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.
*wants to surprise gf/bf*
*gives fart kiss*
*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*
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1. Kissed performed unto one through the use of a cow made from glass or glass-like material.
2. The improper spelling of "Glasgow Kiss" generally perpetuated by individuals of the female species"
(To anyone that has recently become an enemy to said female)
"Your gunna get glasscow kisssed."
(Note the ignorance used when attempting to spell this otherwise formidable action.)
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When two people rub their prolapsed assholes together. The flaccid rigidity, moistened surface, and sparse hair outline resembles kissing grandma on the lips. An extreme form of anal tribbing.
I've got a pink sock, lets grandma kiss.
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See: Australian Kiss.
The same as the Australian Kiss but you rip out all of her pubic hair first.
I would love to give that girl a Brazilian Kiss
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An Okinawan Kiss is another term for blow job because all the girls from Okinawa are sluts and whores.
That slut gave me an Okinawan Kiss last night, and then swallowed! That dirty whore!
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